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Stephen Colbert’s “campaign” seems to be gaining a lot of momentum.  At least a million Facebook users have joined his group, far surpassing similar groups for Obama and Clinton, and it’s all happened in less than two weeks.  I even saw a headline the other day that in an informal survey, 13% of voters said they’d choose him over Clinton or Guiliani.

I’ve said that I’ll vote for him, but then I started to wonder: when it’s time to actually cast a ballot, would I do it?  Would I really write in his name and make it real?  Will others?  Sure, it’s a funny
situation and we can all say “well, I’d rather have him than McCain” or whatever, but I’m curious whether people will stand by that when it’s time to drop it in the ballot box.

Would you vote for him?  Really?

We all know the saga of Senator Larry “I’m Not Gay” Craig, who was caught soliciting sex in a men’s room, pleaded guilty and said he’d resign his Senate seat, then changed his mind about resigning and asked the judge if he could retract his plea. Now, despite the fact that the Republican leadership in the Senate probably wishes he would just go away, he continues his valiant fight to make himself look like an even bigger idiot. Apparently he’s claiming now that the actions he took in the bathroom should be protected under the First Amendment, and therefore his guilty plea is unconstitutional. Voila!

Is it just me, or is this just about the lamest way to drag your career back on track? The guy has no credibility whatsoever– heck, if there was a quantitative way to measure credibility his would probably be negative. And it seems like he and his crack legal team are continually coming up with inventive ways to “undo” his guilty plea. It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out. And I’d bet a large sum of money that the Good People of Idaho won’t be re-electing him for another term.

Yesterday the White House Press Secretary, Dana Perino, was giving a teleconference and mentioned that global warming and associated climate changes are actually a good thing.

Puzzled, one of the reporters in the crowd asked her:

Her answer is stupendous in its stupidity.

So she’s saying that because some people die of the cold, having the entire planet get warmer would help those people! Yaaaay! Go global warming!

“You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.”

— Jeannette Rankin

“Only God can make a tree… probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”

— Woody Allen

Yesterday it was sunny and 80 degrees: a gorgeous fall day.

This morning it was 30 degrees and snowing hard.

They were the big, fun, fluffy flakes. Naturally since it’s been so mild lately, the snow melted immediately when it hit the ground.

But then it got really weird: in early afternoon the clouds cleared, the sun shone… and still it snowed.

I took a picture of it, but unfortunately you can’t really see the flakes (they were much smaller than earlier). You can see some teensy white dots in the top half of this photo. It was a clear blue sky– some clouds on the horizon– and the snow was falling.

Awesome.

Stephen Colbert officially announced his candidacy for President today. He’s got my vote, and doubly so if Jon Stewart runs as his Vice-President.

This cracked me up because it’s exactly how I felt when I set up dual flatscreen monitors.

One of my clients sends me checks in unmarked envelopes, and happens to use the same font as the IRS (who also sends unmarked envelopes, and has a service center in Dallas like my client).

So I get letters like this in the mail and I’m not sure if it’s a check or bad news from the Gov. Luckily today was a good day.

Kyra had a school assignment to list the ten greatest inventions of all time. Her list was pretty awesome:

cars
It’s quicker to get places than walking and biking.

electricity
It helps us to see better than lanterns or candles.

telephone
To help communicate without having to go to that person’s house.

television
To be able to know what’s going on, like the weather.

thermometer
If you can’t go into a certain heat.

sewing machine
Easier to sew than by hand.

markers
Colors that are dark and permanent.

elastics
Tie your hair up in different styles.

light bulb
To let light come in, not being too bright.

magnets
Attach things to your refrigerator.